Sputnik Kaputnik's Greatest Hits (Volume I)

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released October 10, 2010

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Track Name: It's Always Christmas . . . Somewhere
Bake a pie
Start a fire
Watch it snow
And buy a gift
For everyone
And then some more
Give them a gift
Don't be so afraid
It's always Christmas
Somewhere.
Track Name: What Rhymes with Nebraska?
There's a place where the good life lives a lot
And it lives a lot real good
People drive around a lot in parkin' lots
Gettin' spots a close as they could

Lincoln's one-way downtown crossing streets
Make the townies super-mad
But after filling up on Val's pizza
Everyone seems super-glad

So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska

The number one crop is corn for grain
And soybeans come in a two
The regents here are worried about brain-drain
Henry Doorly's a really neat zoo

Southwest flies out of Eppley Airfield
You can get there two different ways
There's 11 people Charlie Starkweather killed
Chimney Rock will fall down someday

So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska

Ted Turner owns a lot of land out west
Carhenge looks really cool
People say that our football fans are the best
That '95 team sure ruled

Johnny Carson and Andy Roddick
And Nick Nolte and Standing Bear
And Gerald Ford and Conor Oberst
And Chip Davis were all born there

So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
Track Name: Sputnik Kaputink - Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis!

Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis

Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Folgers
Good to the last drop
Track Name: Dean Wysocki
Hey there, mister
Dean Wysocki's
Not a midget
But kind of short

Hey there, mister
Rod Fowler's head's
Not made of cheese
But he's cheesy

Hey there, mister!

Hey there, mister
Terri Teuber
Don't lay gold eggs
But she's golden

Hey there, mister
Larry Punteney
Ain't no Batman
But wants to be

Hey there, mister!
Track Name: Jason Merritt
It's a self portrait
It's a self portrait
It's a poltergeist
When he visited me
When I got too stoned
And he looked at me

It's a self portrait
It's a self portrait
It's part one of three
Now here's two and there
It's not Pac-Man see
How it looks like me

I could paint you too
I could paint you too
I'm not going to do
A piece that looks like you
'Til you see how true
Pac-Man looks
Just like you
Track Name: Paul Masi
Paul Masi's smokin'
Paul Masi's smokin'
On the porch
On the porch

Where's my damn lighter?
Where's my damn lighter?

On the porch
On the porch

You may think that this song's about smokin'
You may think that this song's about Paul
But it's not about these things I'm not jokin'
It's about him searchin' for his soul!

On the porch!
On the porch!
Paul Masi found his soul on the porch!

Paul Masi's smokin'
Paul Masi's smokin'
On the porch
On the porch

Where's my damn lighter?
Where's my damn lighter?

On the porch
On the porch
Track Name: Diverticulitis
Diverticulitis
It's a silent crisis
My grandma can't eat popcorn
So Redenbach this

Diverticulitis
It's a silent crisis
She's on a diet
A restricted diet

Diverticulitis
Guess I got a bias
Against diverticulitis

Don't worry grams
Ice cream ain't off limits
Unless of course
It's got nuts
Or fruit skins
In it
Track Name: Hey, Santa!
Hey there, Santa
Where you going?
I've been good
Oh so good

Hey there, Santa
What's your deal?
I want stuff
The good stuff

Hey there, Santa
Why you frontin'
Please don't go
I'm not done

Hey there, Santa
Why you runnin'
Here's my list of
Stuff I want

I want ponies
And a donkey
And maybe a midget too
I want bacon and some tacos
Not ordinary tacos
And a pizza
And world peace
And laser hair removal

And ultimate nachos
With sour cream and guacamole
And a bottle of nice scotch
Something aged at least 20 years
And a really big plasma TV
And some gift cards for the mall

And I'm running out of tube socks
And I'm running out of underwear
And razor blades
And a duck press
And McDonald's gift certificates
McDonald's gift certificates
Track Name: Mai Tai Town
I don't want a piña colada
I don't want a margarita
I just want a good drink to drink
I'm gonna go to Mai Tai Town

I don't want a piña colada
I don't want a margarita
I just want a good drink to drink
I'm gonna go to Mai Tai Town

I don't want a piña colada
I don't want a margarita
I just want a good drink to drink
I'm gonna go to Mai Tai Town
Track Name: Ooooh, Baby (the Sandwich Song)
I'm gonna make a sandwich
I'm gonna make it from scratch
Ooooh baby
Oh baby
Love baby

I'm gonna slice some ham
I'm gonna slice some cheese
Ooooh baby
Oh baby
Love baby

Ooooh baby
Oh baby
Love baby

Ooooh baby
Oh baby
Ooooh baby
Oh baby
Love baby

I made a sandwich
I made it for you . . .