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Space Blast: Original Soundtrack Recording

by Sputnik Kaputnik

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Overture 00:54
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Heather: Is that there a robin? Mitch: Or is it a sparrow? Heather: It looks like a robin. Mitch: But could be a sparrow. Heather: I don't really know, but you could look it up, and . . . Mitch: Then we'd know what it is! Heather: Then we could stop fighting! Mitch: My eyes are on the orioles! Heather: Your eyes are on the orioles! Mitch and Heather: Our eyes are on the orioles! Mitch: I don't want to fight anymore. I just want to sleep for awhile. Heather: You can't sleep 'til Leno's over. Mitch: He was never a funny guy, and I have to wake up early!
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I don’t know. You don’t know. He don’t know. She don’t know. We don’t know. They don’t know. What we gonna do? President don’t know. General don’t know. Vice-president don’t know. Majority whip don’t know. Secretary of Defense don’t know. Tufted titmouse don’t know. What we gonna do? How could we not know? We’re the greatest nation on Earth! The Earth needs us now more than ever! And we can’t figure this out? What we gonna do?
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I wanna touch your hands! I wanna touch your eyes! I wanna touch your glands! O oh O oh O! O oh O oh O! O oh O oh O! I wanna touch your nose! I wanna touch your hair! I wanna touch your toes! O oh O oh O! O oh O oh O! O oh O oh O! I wanna touch your septum! I wanna touch your philtrum! O oh O oh! O oh O oh! Septum! O oh O oh! O oh O oh! Philtrum!
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There’s a place where the good life lives a lot, And it lives a lot real good. People drive around a lot in parking lots Gettin’ spots as close as they could. Lincoln’s one-way downtown crossing streets Make the townies super-mad. But after filling up on Val’s pizza Everyone seems super-glad. So I have to ask ya: What rhymes with Nebraska? Alaska! Alaska rhymes with Nebraska! The number one crop is corn for grain, And soybeans come in a two. The regents here are worried about brain-drain. Henry-Doorly’s a really neat zoo. Southwest flies out of Eppley Airfield. You can get there two diff’rent ways. There’s eleven people Charlie Starkweather killed. Chimney Rock will fall down someday. So I have to ask ya: What rhymes with Nebraska? Alaska! Alaska rhymes with Nebraska! Ted Turner owns a lot of land out west. Carhenge looks really cool. People say that our football fans are the best. That ’95 team sure ruled. Johnny Carson and Andy Roddick And Nick Nolte and Standing Bear And Gerald Ford and Connor Oberst And Chip Davis were all born there. So I have to ask ya: What rhymes with Nebraska? Alaska! Alaska rhymes with Nebraska!
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Meteor Hymn 02:26
Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. O, meteor. Please don’t kill us. O, meteor. Please don’t kill us. O, meteor. Please don’t kill us. O, meteor. Please don’t kill us. Please don’t kill us. Please don’t kill us. Tufted titmouse. Tufted titmouse. Tufted titmouse. Tufted titmouse. Oh.
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I don't know. You don't know? We don't know. We don't know? We don't know. We don't know? What we gonna do? We're gonna fly high Up in the sky Until we blow up That meteor That meteor!
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It’s just the two of us At this space dock, And I have an idea: It's called Space Dock Hoedown You and me can dance On this very space dock, And then we’ll blast off And blow up that meteor. No one can stop us now, Space Dock Hoedown. I’ve dreamt of this moment, A fantasy forever. I’ve got all the stuff ready to go And we really should get on with the mission, But I can’t take it much anymore So I think I will Space Dock Hoedown. Space Dock Hoedown is great, Space Dock Hoedown. Dance with your feet now Or I’ll shoot of your toes! The spaceship will leave soon So get on it, But don’t forget the moves For the Space Dock Hoe Down.
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God's Hands 02:16
God hates this corn! God hates this field! God hates this town! God hates this Earth! What can we do? Nothing at all! Hold on and pray! It’s in God’s Hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! It’s in God’s hands, So why bother To combat what’s Predestined for us? It’s in God’s hands. Sit back and watch The revealing Of divine plans! God’s hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! God’s hands! O, meteor! Please, don’t kill us! God's hands! O, me-te . . . God's hands! O, me-te . . . God's hands! O, me-te . . . God's hands! God's hands! God's hands!
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HEATHER Some people, they are winners. MITCH Some people, they are losers. HEATHER But when I see you walking . . . MITCH I drool like Stephen Hawking. Some people, they do good things. HEATHER Some people, they do bad things. MITCH But when I hear you, songstress . . . HEATHER/MITCH I think of mutual congress! MITCH I just want to say “hello” to you Today. HEATHER I just want to say “hello” to you Forever. MITCH You never let me say “hello.” HEATHER So how’m I going to say “goodbye”? MITCH But when I see you standing there In front of me and wearing that dress . . . HEATHER/MITCH I think of mutual congress!
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Bake a pie Start a fire Watch it snow And buy a gift For everyone And then some more Give them a gift Don’t be so afraid It’s always Christmas . . . Somewhere.
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We’re out in space A pleasant place And we’re the last Hope for the Earth It’s win or lose Nothing to choose Failure will be The end of the world. It’s a treat It’s really neat To be out With the stars How far we’ve roamed From home sweet home I see the face On Mars! We must be strong We don’t have long To end the threat To the human race Let’s live the dream And eat ice cream And waltz with schmaltz It’s a blast in space!
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Underture 03:31

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released February 24, 2021

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