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Overture
00:54
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Heather: Is that there a robin?
Mitch: Or is it a sparrow?
Heather: It looks like a robin.
Mitch: But could be a sparrow.
Heather: I don't really know, but you could look it up, and . . .
Mitch: Then we'd know what it is!
Heather: Then we could stop fighting!
Mitch: My eyes are on the orioles!
Heather: Your eyes are on the orioles!
Mitch and Heather: Our eyes are on the orioles!
Mitch: I don't want to fight anymore. I just want to sleep for awhile.
Heather: You can't sleep 'til Leno's over.
Mitch: He was never a funny guy, and I have to wake up early!
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3. |
What We Gonna Do?
01:23
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I don’t know.
You don’t know.
He don’t know.
She don’t know.
We don’t know.
They don’t know.
What we gonna do?
President don’t know.
General don’t know.
Vice-president don’t know.
Majority whip don’t know.
Secretary of Defense don’t know.
Tufted titmouse don’t know.
What we gonna do?
How could we not know?
We’re the greatest nation on Earth!
The Earth needs us now more than ever!
And we can’t figure this out?
What we gonna do?
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I wanna touch your hands!
I wanna touch your eyes!
I wanna touch your glands!
O oh O oh O!
O oh O oh O!
O oh O oh O!
I wanna touch your nose!
I wanna touch your hair!
I wanna touch your toes!
O oh O oh O!
O oh O oh O!
O oh O oh O!
I wanna touch your septum!
I wanna touch your philtrum!
O oh O oh!
O oh O oh!
Septum!
O oh O oh!
O oh O oh!
Philtrum!
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There’s a place where the good life lives a lot,
And it lives a lot real good.
People drive around a lot in parking lots
Gettin’ spots as close as they could.
Lincoln’s one-way downtown crossing streets
Make the townies super-mad.
But after filling up on Val’s pizza
Everyone seems super-glad.
So I have to ask ya:
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska! Alaska rhymes with Nebraska!
The number one crop is corn for grain,
And soybeans come in a two.
The regents here are worried about brain-drain.
Henry-Doorly’s a really neat zoo.
Southwest flies out of Eppley Airfield.
You can get there two diff’rent ways.
There’s eleven people Charlie Starkweather killed.
Chimney Rock will fall down someday.
So I have to ask ya:
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska! Alaska rhymes with Nebraska!
Ted Turner owns a lot of land out west.
Carhenge looks really cool.
People say that our football fans are the best.
That ’95 team sure ruled.
Johnny Carson and Andy Roddick
And Nick Nolte and Standing Bear
And Gerald Ford and Connor Oberst
And Chip Davis were all born there.
So I have to ask ya:
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska! Alaska rhymes with Nebraska!
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6. |
Meteor Hymn
02:26
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Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
O, meteor.
Please don’t kill us.
O, meteor.
Please don’t kill us.
O, meteor.
Please don’t kill us.
O, meteor.
Please don’t kill us.
Please don’t kill us.
Please don’t kill us.
Tufted titmouse.
Tufted titmouse.
Tufted titmouse.
Tufted titmouse.
Oh.
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I don't know.
You don't know?
We don't know.
We don't know?
We don't know.
We don't know?
What we gonna do?
We're gonna fly high
Up in the sky
Until we blow up
That meteor
That meteor!
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8. |
Space Dock Hoedown
02:07
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It’s just the two of us
At this space dock,
And I have an idea:
It's called Space Dock Hoedown
You and me can dance
On this very space dock,
And then we’ll blast off
And blow up that meteor.
No one can stop us now,
Space Dock Hoedown.
I’ve dreamt of this moment,
A fantasy forever.
I’ve got all the stuff ready to go
And we really should get on with
the mission,
But I can’t take it much anymore
So I think I will Space Dock Hoedown.
Space Dock Hoedown is great,
Space Dock Hoedown.
Dance with your feet now
Or I’ll shoot of your toes!
The spaceship will leave soon
So get on it,
But don’t forget the moves
For the Space Dock Hoe Down.
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9. |
God's Hands
02:16
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God hates this corn!
God hates this field!
God hates this town!
God hates this Earth!
What can we do?
Nothing at all!
Hold on and pray!
It’s in God’s Hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
It’s in God’s hands,
So why bother
To combat what’s
Predestined for us?
It’s in God’s hands.
Sit back and watch
The revealing
Of divine plans!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
God’s hands!
O, meteor!
Please, don’t kill us!
God's hands!
O, me-te . . .
God's hands!
O, me-te . . .
God's hands!
O, me-te . . .
God's hands!
God's hands!
God's hands!
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10. |
Mutual Congress
01:46
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HEATHER
Some people, they are winners.
MITCH
Some people, they are losers.
HEATHER
But when I see you walking . . .
MITCH
I drool like Stephen Hawking.
Some people, they do good things.
HEATHER
Some people, they do bad things.
MITCH
But when I hear you, songstress . . .
HEATHER/MITCH
I think of mutual congress!
MITCH
I just want to say “hello” to you
Today.
HEATHER
I just want to say “hello” to you
Forever.
MITCH
You never let me say “hello.”
HEATHER
So how’m I going to say “goodbye”?
MITCH
But when I see you standing there
In front of me and wearing that dress . . .
HEATHER/MITCH
I think of mutual congress!
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Bake a pie
Start a fire
Watch it snow
And buy a gift
For everyone
And then some more
Give them a gift
Don’t be so afraid
It’s always Christmas . . .
Somewhere.
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12. |
The Space Blast Waltz
03:01
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We’re out in space
A pleasant place
And we’re the last
Hope for the Earth
It’s win or lose
Nothing to choose
Failure will be
The end of the world.
It’s a treat
It’s really neat
To be out
With the stars
How far we’ve roamed
From home sweet home
I see the face
On Mars!
We must be strong
We don’t have long
To end the threat
To the human race
Let’s live the dream
And eat ice cream
And waltz with schmaltz
It’s a blast in space!
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13. |
Space Blast Medley
02:39
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14. |
Underture
03:31
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