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Ooooh!
I'm the ghost of Christmas in July
I haunt furniture stores
In July
But only if it's a really good
Sale

Hey, honey
What

There's a really good sale at
The furniture store today

Oh, really?
Yeah
Why would I lie about something like that?

I don't know

Oh look, they got all kinds of things here
At the furniture store

They got a chifferobe
And a credenza

What's a credenza?
I don't know
What's a chifferobe?
I don't know

I bet they look nice in our furniture room
Yeah, I think so, too

Alright we'll take two of each
Two credenzas
Two chifferobes
I'll drive the truck around back
You load 'em up we'll drive home
Okay!

Oh, these chifferobes and credenzas
Really make the room
I know!
Oh, wait
There's something wrong with this credenza

What?

Uh, oh.
The credenza's haunted!
Aaaaaa!

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