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Sputnik Kaputnik's Greatest Hits (Volume I)

by Sputnik Kaputnik

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Bake a pie Start a fire Watch it snow And buy a gift For everyone And then some more Give them a gift Don't be so afraid It's always Christmas Somewhere.
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There's a place where the good life lives a lot And it lives a lot real good People drive around a lot in parkin' lots Gettin' spots a close as they could Lincoln's one-way downtown crossing streets Make the townies super-mad But after filling up on Val's pizza Everyone seems super-glad So I have ta ask ya What rhymes with Nebraska? Alaska Alaska rhymes with Nebraska So I have ta ask ya What rhymes with Nebraska? Alaska Alaska rhymes with Nebraska The number one crop is corn for grain And soybeans come in a two The regents here are worried about brain-drain Henry Doorly's a really neat zoo Southwest flies out of Eppley Airfield You can get there two different ways There's 11 people Charlie Starkweather killed Chimney Rock will fall down someday So I have ta ask ya What rhymes with Nebraska? Alaska Alaska rhymes with Nebraska So I have ta ask ya What rhymes with Nebraska? Alaska Alaska rhymes with Nebraska Ted Turner owns a lot of land out west Carhenge looks really cool People say that our football fans are the best That '95 team sure ruled Johnny Carson and Andy Roddick And Nick Nolte and Standing Bear And Gerald Ford and Conor Oberst And Chip Davis were all born there So I have ta ask ya What rhymes with Nebraska? Alaska Alaska rhymes with Nebraska So I have ta ask ya What rhymes with Nebraska? Alaska Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
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Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis! Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Rock over London Rock on Chicago Folgers Good to the last drop
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Dean Wysocki 03:20
Hey there, mister Dean Wysocki's Not a midget But kind of short Hey there, mister Rod Fowler's head's Not made of cheese But he's cheesy Hey there, mister! Hey there, mister Terri Teuber Don't lay gold eggs But she's golden Hey there, mister Larry Punteney Ain't no Batman But wants to be Hey there, mister!
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It's a self portrait It's a self portrait It's a poltergeist When he visited me When I got too stoned And he looked at me It's a self portrait It's a self portrait It's part one of three Now here's two and there It's not Pac-Man see How it looks like me I could paint you too I could paint you too I'm not going to do A piece that looks like you 'Til you see how true Pac-Man looks Just like you
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Paul Masi 04:21
Paul Masi's smokin' Paul Masi's smokin' On the porch On the porch Where's my damn lighter? Where's my damn lighter? On the porch On the porch You may think that this song's about smokin' You may think that this song's about Paul But it's not about these things I'm not jokin' It's about him searchin' for his soul! On the porch! On the porch! Paul Masi found his soul on the porch! Paul Masi's smokin' Paul Masi's smokin' On the porch On the porch Where's my damn lighter? Where's my damn lighter? On the porch On the porch
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Diverticulitis It's a silent crisis My grandma can't eat popcorn So Redenbach this Diverticulitis It's a silent crisis She's on a diet A restricted diet Diverticulitis Guess I got a bias Against diverticulitis Don't worry grams Ice cream ain't off limits Unless of course It's got nuts Or fruit skins In it
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Hey, Santa! 01:48
Hey there, Santa Where you going? I've been good Oh so good Hey there, Santa What's your deal? I want stuff The good stuff Hey there, Santa Why you frontin' Please don't go I'm not done Hey there, Santa Why you runnin' Here's my list of Stuff I want I want ponies And a donkey And maybe a midget too I want bacon and some tacos Not ordinary tacos And a pizza And world peace And laser hair removal And ultimate nachos With sour cream and guacamole And a bottle of nice scotch Something aged at least 20 years And a really big plasma TV And some gift cards for the mall And I'm running out of tube socks And I'm running out of underwear And razor blades And a duck press And McDonald's gift certificates McDonald's gift certificates
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Mai Tai Town 02:25
I don't want a piña colada I don't want a margarita I just want a good drink to drink I'm gonna go to Mai Tai Town I don't want a piña colada I don't want a margarita I just want a good drink to drink I'm gonna go to Mai Tai Town I don't want a piña colada I don't want a margarita I just want a good drink to drink I'm gonna go to Mai Tai Town
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I'm gonna make a sandwich I'm gonna make it from scratch Ooooh baby Oh baby Love baby I'm gonna slice some ham I'm gonna slice some cheese Ooooh baby Oh baby Love baby Ooooh baby Oh baby Love baby Ooooh baby Oh baby Ooooh baby Oh baby Love baby I made a sandwich I made it for you . . .

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released October 10, 2010

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