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Bake a pie
Start a fire
Watch it snow
And buy a gift
For everyone
And then some more
Give them a gift
Don't be so afraid
It's always Christmas
Somewhere.
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There's a place where the good life lives a lot
And it lives a lot real good
People drive around a lot in parkin' lots
Gettin' spots a close as they could
Lincoln's one-way downtown crossing streets
Make the townies super-mad
But after filling up on Val's pizza
Everyone seems super-glad
So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
The number one crop is corn for grain
And soybeans come in a two
The regents here are worried about brain-drain
Henry Doorly's a really neat zoo
Southwest flies out of Eppley Airfield
You can get there two different ways
There's 11 people Charlie Starkweather killed
Chimney Rock will fall down someday
So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
Ted Turner owns a lot of land out west
Carhenge looks really cool
People say that our football fans are the best
That '95 team sure ruled
Johnny Carson and Andy Roddick
And Nick Nolte and Standing Bear
And Gerald Ford and Conor Oberst
And Chip Davis were all born there
So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
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Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis!
Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Folgers
Good to the last drop
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4. |
Dean Wysocki
03:20
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Hey there, mister
Dean Wysocki's
Not a midget
But kind of short
Hey there, mister
Rod Fowler's head's
Not made of cheese
But he's cheesy
Hey there, mister!
Hey there, mister
Terri Teuber
Don't lay gold eggs
But she's golden
Hey there, mister
Larry Punteney
Ain't no Batman
But wants to be
Hey there, mister!
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5. |
Jason Merritt
01:35
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It's a self portrait
It's a self portrait
It's a poltergeist
When he visited me
When I got too stoned
And he looked at me
It's a self portrait
It's a self portrait
It's part one of three
Now here's two and there
It's not Pac-Man see
How it looks like me
I could paint you too
I could paint you too
I'm not going to do
A piece that looks like you
'Til you see how true
Pac-Man looks
Just like you
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6. |
Paul Masi
04:21
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Paul Masi's smokin'
Paul Masi's smokin'
On the porch
On the porch
Where's my damn lighter?
Where's my damn lighter?
On the porch
On the porch
You may think that this song's about smokin'
You may think that this song's about Paul
But it's not about these things I'm not jokin'
It's about him searchin' for his soul!
On the porch!
On the porch!
Paul Masi found his soul on the porch!
Paul Masi's smokin'
Paul Masi's smokin'
On the porch
On the porch
Where's my damn lighter?
Where's my damn lighter?
On the porch
On the porch
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7. |
Tribute to Sun Ra
04:06
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8. |
Diverticulitis
01:39
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Diverticulitis
It's a silent crisis
My grandma can't eat popcorn
So Redenbach this
Diverticulitis
It's a silent crisis
She's on a diet
A restricted diet
Diverticulitis
Guess I got a bias
Against diverticulitis
Don't worry grams
Ice cream ain't off limits
Unless of course
It's got nuts
Or fruit skins
In it
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9. |
Hey, Santa!
01:48
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Hey there, Santa
Where you going?
I've been good
Oh so good
Hey there, Santa
What's your deal?
I want stuff
The good stuff
Hey there, Santa
Why you frontin'
Please don't go
I'm not done
Hey there, Santa
Why you runnin'
Here's my list of
Stuff I want
I want ponies
And a donkey
And maybe a midget too
I want bacon and some tacos
Not ordinary tacos
And a pizza
And world peace
And laser hair removal
And ultimate nachos
With sour cream and guacamole
And a bottle of nice scotch
Something aged at least 20 years
And a really big plasma TV
And some gift cards for the mall
And I'm running out of tube socks
And I'm running out of underwear
And razor blades
And a duck press
And McDonald's gift certificates
McDonald's gift certificates
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10. |
Mai Tai Town
02:25
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I don't want a piña colada
I don't want a margarita
I just want a good drink to drink
I'm gonna go to Mai Tai Town
I don't want a piña colada
I don't want a margarita
I just want a good drink to drink
I'm gonna go to Mai Tai Town
I don't want a piña colada
I don't want a margarita
I just want a good drink to drink
I'm gonna go to Mai Tai Town
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11. |
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I'm gonna make a sandwich
I'm gonna make it from scratch
Ooooh baby
Oh baby
Love baby
I'm gonna slice some ham
I'm gonna slice some cheese
Ooooh baby
Oh baby
Love baby
Ooooh baby
Oh baby
Love baby
Ooooh baby
Oh baby
Ooooh baby
Oh baby
Love baby
I made a sandwich
I made it for you . . .
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