Between a Rock and a Star Place

by Sputnik Kaputnik

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released November 11, 2014

Recorded by Navin Johnson
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Cover Photo by CRJ

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Track Name: Cold Beer (at Warm Prices)
It's late it's last call.
It's alright I got
Pizza rolls on.

Your friend can come too.
I got beer off sale.
Twelve tall boys.

Oh it's cold beer
At warm prices.
On sale
And off sale.

I got cold beer
At warm prices
Come home
And drink some.

Cold beer
At warm prices
Party
All night
Long.

There's just one can left.
Let's split it three ways.
Let's have it three ways.
Let's have a three-way.
Track Name: Dollar Fever
Too many dollars
Too many dollars
There's no such thing as
Too many dollars

I'm gonna break your record
I'm gonna break your record
$100
$200

I can buy what I want
I can do what I want
I can buy anything
And do anything
Track Name: What Rhymes with Nebraska?
There's a place where the good life lives a lot
And it lives a lot real good
People drive around a lot in parkin' lots
Gettin' spots a close as they could

Lincoln's one-way downtown crossing streets
Make the townies super-mad
But after filling up on Val's pizza
Everyone seems super-glad

So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska

The number one crop is corn for grain
And soybeans come in a two
The regents here are worried about brain-drain
Henry Doorly's a really neat zoo

Southwest flies out of Eppley Airfield
You can get there two different ways
There's 11 people Charlie Starkweather killed
Chimney Rock will fall down someday

So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska

Ted Turner owns a lot of land out west
Carhenge looks really cool
People say that our football fans are the best
That '95 team sure ruled

Johnny Carson and Andy Roddick
And Nick Nolte and Standing Bear
And Gerald Ford and Conor Oberst
And Chip Davis were all born there

So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
So I have ta ask ya
What rhymes with Nebraska?
Alaska
Alaska rhymes with Nebraska
Track Name: Dean Wysocki
Hey there, mister
Dean Wysocki's
Not a midget
But kind of short

Hey there, mister
Rod Fowler's head's
Not made of cheese
But he's cheesy

Hey there, mister!

Hey there, mister
Terri Teuber
Don't lay gold eggs
But she's golden

Hey there, mister
Larry Punteney
Ain't no Batman
But wants to be

Hey there, mister!
Track Name: Summer School
School's out for summer
School's out for summer
But I failed English
And I failed Spanish
So I'll see you at

Summer school
Summer school
Summer school
Summer school

I don't get to go
To the lake or the pool
I gotta go
To summer school

And I failed English
And I failed Spanish
And I failed Civics
And I failed Lunch

I don't wanna go
To summer school
I know I'm not
As smart as you

I don't wanna go
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna go
I don't wanna go
Track Name: His Eyes are on the Orioles
Is that there a sparrow?
Or is it a robin?
It looks like a sparrow.
But also could be a robin.

I don't really know but
You could look it up and
Then we'd know what it is
And then we could stop fighting.

His eyes are on the orioles!
His eyes are on the orioles!
My eyes are on the orioles!

I don't want
To fight anymore
I just want to
Sleep for awhile

You can't sleep until
The Late Late Show is over

Well, he was never
A funny guy
And, I have
To wake up early

So let's all march
Into the sun
With Dr. Brian
O. Blivion!