Oh, it's just the two of us And we're at this here space dock And I got me an idea It's called space dock hoedown Oh you and me We can dance real nice At this here space dock And then we'll blast off And then we'll blow up that Meteor No one can stop us now Space dock hoedown I've dreamt of this moment A fantasy in outer space Oh I got everything We need for the mission And I think that the Spaceship's gonna leave soon So I'm gonna do the space dock Space dock hoedown Space dock hoedown is great Space dock hoedown Oh dance with Your feet Or I'll shoot off All of your toes The spaceship's gonna leave soon So you better get on it But you better not forget The moves to the dance that's called Space dock hoedown Whoooo!

Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh Oh it's easy It's easy It's easy It's easy It's easy It's easy It's easy It's easy To be a butthole Oh you could be nice But you're not very nice And your mom cries a lot And your dad he yells a lot We won't call you To hang out anymore You should stop drinking booze Cuz we all think You're a butthole Butthole Butthole Butthole

Oh I don't wanna do The space dock hoe down Anymore with You You stink And you suck And you smell like poo Nobody wants to get close to you Oh I don't wanna do The space dock hoedown Anymore With you I was pretending to like "Shaving Ryan's Privates" Just to get a little closer To you Ahhhhhhhh! Anymore anymore With you You poop smells like pee And your pee smells like poop I don't know if you're Coming or going Anymore Oh, I don't wanna do The space dock hoedown With you Anymore You're gonna have to Reactivate Your profile On Match.com Ahhhhhhhh! Anymore anymore With you You can keep the cats I want the pizza machine And I want all the Electric cheese slicers too Oh, I don't wanna do The space dock hoedown Anymore With you It's time that this abortion Of a relationship Was through Ahhhhhhhh!

Ooooh! I'm the ghost of Christmas in July I haunt furniture stores In July But only if it's a really good Sale Hey, honey What There's a really good sale at The furniture store today Oh, really? Yeah Why would I lie about something like that? I don't know Oh look, they got all kinds of things here At the furniture store They got a chifferobe And a credenza What's a credenza? I don't know What's a chifferobe? I don't know I bet they look nice in our furniture room Yeah, I think so, too Alright we'll take two of each Two credenzas Two chifferobes I'll drive the truck around back You load 'em up we'll drive home Okay! Oh, these chifferobes and credenzas Really make the room I know! Oh, wait There's something wrong with this credenza What? Uh, oh. The credenza's haunted! Aaaaaa!

Paul Masi's smokin' Paul Masi's smokin' On the porch On the porch Where's my damn lighter? Where's my damn lighter? On the porch On the porch You may think That this song's About smokin' You may think That this song's About Paul But it's not about these things I'm not jokin' It's about him searching For his soul On the porch On the porch Paul Masi found his soul On the Porch Paul Masi's smokin' Paul Masi's smokin' On the porch On the porch Where's my damn lighter? Where's my damn lighter? On the porch On the porch

Hey there, Santa Where you going? I've been good Oh so good Hey there, Santa What's your deal? I want stuff The good stuff Hey there, Santa Why you frontin' Please don't go I'm not done Hey there, Santa Why you runnin' Here's my list of Stuff I want I want ponies And a donkey And maybe a midget too I want bacon and some tacos Not ordinary tacos And a pizza And world peace And laser hair removal And ultimate nachos With sour cream and guacamole And a bottle of nice scotch Something aged at least 20 years And a really big plasma TV And some gift cards for the mall And I'm running out of tube socks And I'm running out of underwear And razor blades And a duck press And McDonald's gift certificates McDonald's gift certificates

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